Checking out at the grocery store

"Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76) 09/19/2017 at 21:47 • Filed to: None

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Watching the checker when I hear the bagger saying something. I turn towards him and realize he’s talking to me, but I only catch the word “Thanksgiving”

Me : “Sorry, I didn’t catch that”

Bagger : “So do you think the world will be over by Thanksgiving?”

Me : “...”

(let me just grab that tinfoil I just bought)

Bagger : “well the President said if he launches another rocket he’s gonna rain down on him”

Me : “um... no? Also, you don’t have to bag the milk”

Bagger : “You think he’ll launch another rocket?”

*he stops putting my groceries in the bags and just stares at me*

Just imagine Crazy Eyes as an elderly man

Me : “Probably”

*Bagger’s eyes get real big*

Bagger : “but he said it at the UN, they had a meeting about it”

Me : “You can just throw the bread in that bag”

I didn’t know how to end the conversation, so I just grabbed my bags and walked off.

Gotta love casual nuclear apocalypse talk with strangers.

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For your time.

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/19/2017 at 21:55

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“Why do you think I’m not stocking up on the fig newtons? Probably wouldn’t be around to finish them.”

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Chariotoflove 09/19/2017 at 21:59

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Entire cart full of tinfoil, SPAM, and Twinkies

ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove 09/19/2017 at 22:02

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“They’re great if you dunk ‘em.”

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/19/2017 at 22:02

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Saw fudge-covered ones in my store. Mmmmmmm.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 09/19/2017 at 22:03

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It’s true!

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 09/19/2017 at 22:23

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I can’t buy those. I eat them by the sleeve.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/19/2017 at 22:24

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That is freaking awkward.

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 09/19/2017 at 22:43

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That’s why I don’t get them either.

XJDano > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/19/2017 at 22:59

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Milk cartons have handles, don’t waste another bag.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > XJDano 09/19/2017 at 23:13

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Exactly. (although technically milk *jugs* have handles, cartons don’t)

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 09/19/2017 at 23:13

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Belletts are awesome classics! One older Japanese ride I would love to have...

user314 > Chariotoflove 09/20/2017 at 11:27

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I miss Apple Newtons......

Chariotoflove > user314 09/20/2017 at 11:34

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here:

user314 > Chariotoflove 09/20/2017 at 11:42

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